Jack will attack
Kate is bait
Hugo is huge
James is blamed
Don't mock Locke
Sayid reads
Jin doesn't love men
Sun wants Jin to butter her bun
Claire's body is shaped like a pear
Charlie is hardly a man
Ben is scary again
Jules is cool
Michael's a physcho
Des is the best
Man in Black will always attack
Miles isn't wild
It's all Walt's fault
Shannon should be shot in a canon
Rich has the eyes of a bitch
Frank's mind is blank
Boone will die soon
Bernard isn't a retard
Rose wears ugly clothes
Ana is bananas
Danny has no fanny
Lib is a nib
Eko is to old for a Lego
Char is smart