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The Final Episode is a video that was played during Disney CEO Bob Iger’s keynote at the 2007 Consumer Electronics Show (CES) in Las Vegas, and accompanied by the live personal appearance of Evangeline Lilly and Matthew Fox. It is a humorous parody that is supposedly from the final episode of Lost, and references Disney, the CES, and fan theories. It features two parody scenes, one with Sawyer and Kate discussing tying up loose ends now that they are about to leave the island, and the other with Ben finally revealing the secrets of the island to Sayid. There is also some stock footage of Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow.


[Lost title card shown, followed by "The Final Episode". We then see Kate and Sawyer walking along the beach towards the camera.]

Sawyer: So Freckles, what's the first thing we're gonna do when we get off this rock?

Kate: Easy, Vegas.

Sawyer: Vegas? Nice choice, Sin City! What's your poison? Gambling? Drinking?

Kate: Actually I hear the CES is there in January.

Sawyer: The CES?

Kate: Consumer Electronics Show! Ah, so looking forward to seeing how the HD DVD/Blu-ray rivalry turns out.

Sawyer: Who isn't?

Kate: And the guys at CES...dead sexy.

Sawyer: Alright, I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that. Look, let's get down to business, huh? Here's a question. Now that we're leaving, you gotta choose once and for all. So who's it gonna be? Me or Jack?

Kate: Sorry cowboy... it's Jack!

Sawyer: Jack? Why?!

Kate: He's got a bigger boat. Hey wait, there he is right now! (Raises her hand and points) Hey Jack!

[Sawyer turns, with an angry sigh as a shot of Captain Jack Sparrow is shown, taken from the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. A new scene then shows Ben and Sayid in the jungle, with Ben tied up to a tree]

Ben: You've just been saved by a lovable and wealthy pirate, is it really necessary to tie me up?

Sayid: I want to be sure you don't follow us. And now, before I get on that ship, I want answers. Since we've been here, we've experienced things beyond all rational explanation. Things which don't make any sense. Polar bears, monsters, a French woman with an Eastern-European accent. What does it all mean? What is this island? Is there even an answer?

Ben: Yes there is. One simple, unifying theory that will clear up all your questions. It's surprisingly simple and, in its own way, beautiful. If you let me go, I'll share it with you.

Sayid: It's a deal.

Ben: Okay. The island is...

[The scene is interrupted by static. A message shows up on screen...]

Please accept our apologies,
the consumer Electronics Show A/V
system is currently experiencing
technical difficulties.

[...followed by:]

Which you can imagine,
is pretty embarassing for us.

[Eventually, we see Sayid again]

Sayid: Really? My money was on purgatory.

[The Lost credits logo appears]

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