Changes: Initiative Classifications

Revision as of 02:01, 1 April 2006

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Another film has surfaced in Windows Media Video format. It details the purpose, description and names of different stations. However, this video is a well made fake. The footage of "Alvar Hanso" is actually stolen footage from Sanoviv Medical Institute of Dr. Myron Wentz discussing his hospital and their approach to medicine.

Station 1 - Psychological Research

Behavioral Modification
Dissociative Disorder Study
Psychodynamic Research
Systematic Desensitization

Station 2 +Parapsychological Study

Anomalous Phenomena
Bifocation & Remote Viewing
Telekinetics & GESP
Clairvoyance & Clairaudience

Station 3 - Physics & Electromagnetics

Boson String Research
Matrix Mechanic Theory
Paleogeography
Quantum Electrodynamics

Station 4 - Zoological Sciences

Cryptozoological Research
Genus Aberrational Studies
Philogenetics
Species Allocation & Conservation

Station 5 - Astronomy & Meteorology

Electron Degeneracy Research
Gravitational Radiation
Peculiar Stellar Velocities
Radiative Transport Study

Station 6 - Human Advancement

Heterogeneity Refinement
Cryogenics & Cellular Stasis
Ectopic Integration Studies
Monoclonal Research

Pictures

"Alvar Hanso" (Actually Dr. Myron Wentx)

"Gerald DeGroot"

Outside the first station?

"With the generous grants of Alvar Hanso, and the clear goals and leadership of Gerald and Karen DeGroot, Dharma Industries was incorporated this past year. It serves to be the extension of a life-long cautivation of Foundation research dedicated to the enrichment of human existance."

"A commitment to encouraging excellence in science and technology, and furthering the cause of human development. Namaste."

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+Another film has surfaced in Windows Media Video format. It details the purpose, description and names of different stations.
+'''However, this video is a well made fake'''. The footage of "Alvar Hanso" is actually stolen footage from [http://www.sanoviv.com/content/category/2/8/28/ Sanoviv Medical Institute] of Dr. Myron Wentz discussing his hospital and their approach to medicine.
+==Station 1 - Psychological Research==
-ENJOY THIS SITE WHILST YOU STILL CAN!!!!
+[[Image:station1.jpg|200px|right]]
+*[[Behavioral Modification]]
+*[[Dissociative Disorder]] Study
+*[[Psychodynamic]] Research
+*[[Systematic Desensitization]]
+<br style="clear:both">
+==Station 2 +Parapsychological Study==
-I AM CURRENTLY AMASSING A HUGE ARMY OF VANDALS, SPAMMERS, BOTS AND TROLLS WHO WILL DESCEND UPON THIS ENCYCLOPEDIA AND DESTROY IT WITH ONE ALL-POWERFUL ATTACK!!!
+[[Image:station2.jpg|200px|right]]
+*[[Anomalous Phenomena]]
+*[[Bifocation]] & [[Remote Viewing]]
+*[[Telekinetics]] & [[GESP]]
+*[[Clairvoyance]] & [[Clairaudience]]
+<br style="clear:both">
+==Station 3 - Physics & Electromagnetics==
-THE SITE WILL BE PERMANENTLY DESTROYED!!!
+[[Image:station3.jpg|200px|right]]
+*[[Boson String]] Research
+*[[Matrix Mechanic]] Theory
+*[[Paleogeography]]
+*[[Quantum Electrodynamics]]
+<br style="clear:both">
+==Station 4 - Zoological Sciences==
-BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
+[[Image:station4.jpg|200px|right]]
+* [[Cryptozoology|Cryptozoological]] Research
+* [[Genus Aberration]]al Studies
+* [[Philogenetics]]
+* [[Species Allocation]] & [[Conservation]]
+<br style="clear:both">
+==Station 5 - Astronomy & Meteorology==
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+[[Image:station5.jpg|200px|right]]
+* [[Electron Degeneracy]] Research
+* [[Gravitational Radiation]]
+* [[Peculiar Stellar Velocities]]
+* [[Radiative Transport]] Study
+<br style="clear:both">
+==Station 6 - Human Advancement==
+[[Image:station6.jpg|200px|right]]
+* [[Heterogeneity Refinement]]
+* [[Cryogenics]] & [[Cellular Stasis]]
+* [[Ectopic Integration]] Studies
+* [[Monoclonal]] Research
+<br style="clear:both">
+== Pictures ==
+[[Image:alvarlahansa.jpg|200px]]
+"Alvar Hanso" (Actually Dr. Myron Wentx)
+[[Image:degroota.jpg|200px]]
+"Gerald DeGroot"
+[[Image:locacion_inconnu.jpg|200px]]
+Outside the first station?
+[[Image:finis_film.jpg|200px]]
+"With the generous grants of [[Alvar Hanso]], and the clear goals and leadership of Gerald and [[Karen DeGroot]], [[Dharma Industries]] was incorporated this past year. It serves to be the extension of a life-long cautivation of Foundation research dedicated to the enrichment of human existance."
+[[Image:derniere_fenestre.jpg|200px]]
+"A commitment to encouraging excellence in science and technology, and furthering the cause of human development. [[Namaste]]."
+==External Links==
+*[http://lxicon.perception.net/lost/user.submitted.archive/drfrigginevil.HansoClassification4-16-81.wmv The Dharma Initiative Classifications Video (Windows Media Format)]
+*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHqBCcKewNg&search=Dharma Another link to the so-called second orientation video]
+[[Category:Unsolved]]